Easter Island Freestyle
We’re on no set schedule today, which gives us the opportunity to enjoy a leisurely breakfast while trying to cobble together an agenda. We definitely need some souvenirs for the boys, and there are a few places in town we have spotted over the past few days, so that seems like as good of a place as any. Of course, on an island where the primary thing to see are gigantic rock statues, there are no lightweight mementos. So while my shopping consultant happily turns our cash into trinkets, I can’t help but wonder how I’m going to sherpa everything all the way back to Redmond.
When the money runs out it’s finally time to get back on the road. All around the island there are dirt tracks leading off the pavement and end up at the shoreline, where the rock formations have created quiet swimming holes that are far more popular with the locals that then tour groups. It takes a few tries to find one we like, but once settled in there’s something very zen about just soaking in the warm water watching the waves crash against the rocks just a few feet away.
From here, we decide a little beach time would be a nice way to spend our final afternoon and head off towards Anakena Beach. As we pass by Tongariki, the sky is blue, the parking lot is devoid of tour busses, and we can’t help ourselves stopping for one last look.
During our tour, there were a few particular spots our guide pointed out, but that we never paid much attention to because of the crowds. The first is a mound of dirt that the Japanese built up when they restored the site to just the right height for tourists to stand on to become part of the row of statues. The other was a rock that is apparently quite popular with the Chinese tour groups looking for pictures of themselves jumping above the Moai. My fellow adventurer is usually an easy mark for cheesy things like this, but not today, so it’s either me or let the opportunity go to waste.
The rest of the day is spent relaxing on the beach, mixing a little snooze time with a bit if swimming and, of course, people watching. The monuments around us are old hat now, and we pay them hardly any attention at all – what a difference just a few days makes.
All we have left on our list is the cultural dinner show. Every trip we take we say we’ll never do this kind of thing again, but every trip we end up giving it another try. This time around we have the option to skip the dinner and join before the dancing begins, so head down to a restaurant our hotel recommended right on the water. They say the food is tasty, reasonably priced, and that there are no better places to watch the sunset. The advice is spot on.
It’s just a short drive from the restaurant to where the cultural show is taking place, and as we roll in, the rest of the crowd is just finishing up their meal. While we are waiting we get a bit of ritual body art before grabbing a couple of prime, front row seats.
We are still patting ourselves on the back for literally touching stage when a man pushing 50 walks right up to the edge in his grass skirt to provide a bit of narrative. The good news is that he’s wearing a marble bag under the skirt to keep things under control. The bad news is that the skirt covers so little I can see he is wearing a marble bag.
I’m more than a little relieved when he finishes his spiel and walks to the back of the stage, but that just clears the deck for three dudes that will spend the next 30 minutes jumping and shaking themselves into a sweat. At SeaWorld they at least tell you when you are sitting in the Splash Zone, but here there’s no warning and nowhere else to go once the lights go down.
By the end, I feel like I’ve been through a bachelorette party but without the alcohol. Four rows back it was probably not that bad of a show, but right now, there is still a bit of PTSD going on, so time to head back to the hotel and curl up into a tiny ball.